How do you say these things?

whats a list of things I could say in my about me? anything is good thanks :)

Words etc. Spell them as they sound to you lol. This could be interesting...

So I'm joining a photography contest and I'd really like to know what first comes to your mind when I say "sneak peek". This ...

do you know how to say bitc* or any other swears or bad things in french! I can say.. oh flame la lo bush that means shut...

what does it mean when somebody says that they're guilty as charged?

i saw an ad that said they will send you an ipad to try out or something like that and i was wondering if those type of thing...

Whats a cute way to say "why werent you there yesturday?"

So how do you say so come and get me in spanish thx

Well this girl love it when I say thing's in spanish but I can't with out saying I love you first!!!

whats the st anthony rhymie thingie that you say when you lose something? lol :] thanks!!