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Flirty things to say?

Does anyonehave any flirty things to say to a guy you really like?? Please help me!

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For random guys, go for self-consciously cheesy pick-up lines, e.g.: -You dance reeeal good, boy. -Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? -You have my great uncle Edgar’s eyes. -I’d love to give you a haircut some time. -My mom makes a great meatloaf.

For specific guys whom you know and like, try one or more of the following: -So, how do you like this weather? -Ask them about sports, e.g. “Did you catch the game last night? Unbelievable!” -I love your pants. -Where do you summer? -Boxers or briefs? -Who are you voting for? -You know, I’ve always kind of had a thing for guys with crossed eyes. (Optional: Insert appropriate physical characteristic.) -Did you see Gossip Girl last week? Unbelievable! -Baby, you’re unbelievable. -How would you feel about naming our first child Edna after my aunt’s cousin’s hairdresser? (Joseph if it’s a boy. That’s name of my ex-hairdresser. Not former, but ex-…we had a falling-out over lowlights in ‘99.)

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