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Who doesn't want to rag on bush?

I like how he looks like he’s stairing into the sun

“hand me some sun-glasses ‘cause I cannot see sh*t right now.”

He should also say “the end”, ‘cause he tends to ramble.

Who doesn’t want to rag on bush? He’s just that ignorant

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Answer #1

Here are a few Bushisms, oldies but goodies…

“I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.”

“Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”

“I hear there’s rumors on the Internets that we’re going to have a draft.”

“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”

“Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?”

“You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn’t it? I mean, that is fantastic that you’re doing that.” —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”

Has there ever been a president this inarticulate?

Answer #2

reporter: “Mr. Presedent, It’s been over a year, what is your plan for catrina?

Bush; Heh, we’re ganna find er’. We will find this criminal ad we will bring catrina to justice. I have reason to believe that catrina is connected with Al Queda, Queda- catrina, they both start with a ‘K’.

Answer #3

like him talking about o.b.g.y.n. s practicting love on their paciants. best president ever always good for a laugh when your down.XD

Answer #4

‘ ‘There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.’ ‘

  • your version

‘There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee, wich I’m pretty sure that I’m from — that says, fool me once,sh — sht — shame on — shame on you. Fool me — Sht, What’d they tell me to say here— sh*t, I can’t beleive I just said that.

-mine

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