A Good Joke?

mine arent good but here are a few:

theres a dorky vampire whats his name? count dorkula

wher do sperms sleep? spunk beds

a proctetute is pregnant but dosent know who the dad is. the doctor says:do you know who the dad is? proctetute:well if you ate a tin of beans would you know wich 1 made you fart?

what did the bra say to the tophat? you go on ahead ill give these 2 a lift

2 men are in a office one says’I cant wait till I get home’ 2nd man says ‘why’ ‘so I can rip my wifes pants rite off’ ‘I know the feelin’ ‘no seriousley these pants are killin me!’

there was a man and a thief these conversation took place between becos the theif stole a goat and keppt it on his bike man:is everything olrite? Thief:no I wanted to teach it how to ride a bike Man: Hand it over to me it know’s how to ride it!!! any sense

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?” :) :) Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”

One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher

I laughed the hardest at anna 13’s :p

thanx saucybaby ;)

All the jokes I know are really bad :O

Those were good bmw…lol