Your most embarrasing moment

I have had 2 many of them.

But I’ve’e conveniently gone blank.

I remember the first time I had alcohol, I had a whole bottle of wine in about 15 mins and kept ketting told Im not that drunk and was offered whiskey and a bottle of beer (3 shots of Jim Beam straight… sh*t). I then had to go to the loo so I stood up (we were on ps2) and fell right over, tried and still couldnt stand. Third time lucky. And I missed the seat. And I passed out but I dont remember where/when but I woke up in spare bed about 4am and found a few bottles of DB Beer so drank that lol! All in one night, that was my first time getting drunk.

Stupidest thing was probably riding my motorbike drunk or high. Done it several times. Not good, because you need balance but didnt fall. I then got hit by a drunk driver from behind (I had weed but still… lol) and he didnt stop so I chased him as much as I could. He was obviously scared sh*tless. He kept running, I kept up and he ran outta fuel lol! I got his plate, ph number and name and he said he will pay for damage he says he remembers running from a biker but now sure why… lol! He payed up quite quick actually. I love not having insurance lol!

Another bike one: So anyways there is a circle that all the boy racers cruise on I went there on gsxr and was doing a few burnouts. A bunch of randoms in a car said do a wheelie so I did and the thing flew right up,(1000cc, shtload of torque) accidentally revved it more because of sudden movement and tail scrped the ground, number plate caught a tiny stone chip in ground and caught and fell over sideways going about 70km. I am so glad I did not put the BRAND NEW fairings on it before then. Broken mirror, broken taillight cover broken indicators, smashed bar end (what the fck) and scrape on engine casing and thats it. Lucky as.