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Ok A magical imp pops out of your toaster oven. You get scared and spill your applejuice on him, giving him third degree burns. Angered by your clumsy mistake he screams out “I WAS GOING TO GRANT YOU A WISH BUT INSTEAD I CURSE THEE!” but honored by your attempt to plead for his mercy, he let’s you choose your fate. Would you rather 1-be changed into a seahorse and live your days out in the ocean then be eaten by a glowing narwhale (lol)

2-Be his spanky and have sexeths with hims for 5 years, then be free

3-Become a living statue in M. Jacksons house dressed as a schoolboy with a lolipop

choose wisely, and why?

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Answer #1

all imps are burned by the fruity acids in applejuice sillies

Answer #2

Since he can obviously be burned by apple juice, I’d just melt him with a bottle of it and go on with my life.

Silly imp, juice is for kids.

Answer #3

hahaha how hot do you like your applejuice?

Answer #4

number 2

Answer #5

number 2

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