Witty sayings

On my iPhone I cannot access airg website it keeps telling me there's to many redirects

on my mp3 player I have 135 songs on there when it is on the computer it all there but when I take it off I have like 100 so...

My card on my camera says it's full and there's no pictures and it wont let me take any

What are some cute sayings for my aim profile? or Where can I find some?

my phone says limited service when i take the sim out of my phone and put it in another phone it works but when i put it back...

i imported some pictures from the camera to my computer and it said that, does that mean they will erase from the camera?

My mac has an ex over where how much battery it usually says & it says no batteries availible. Did I screw it up againnn??

If a person says something we refute them, but if a machine says something we have to believe it i mean we can not refute it....

Every time I log on the messenger it would say its locked then I changed the password and it worked fine and the next day its...

what can I do when I upload a vido on to youtube & it says to small so I cant upload it? would appreciate if you could tell ...