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Why did the chicken

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Answer #1

A car is coming! SPLAT Now we will never no lol

Answer #2

to get to the other side of the road… maybe?!

Answer #3

cause its a free country and he can do whatever he damn feels like doin

Answer #4

because he was drunk:p

Answer #5

To show the raccoon that it CAN be done —

Answer #6

ahahahaha yea I get it that’s a good one havent heard that.

Answer #7

to smack a ho (:

Answer #8

to beat the shiit out of you for telling jokes bout him

Answer #9

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

HOMER SIMPSON: There was free beer on the other side of the road.

JESSICA SIMPSON: Why would he be on a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?

SNOOP DOGG: This (censored) fool of a chicken didn’t (censored) know what the (censored) he was doin crossin a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin’.

SHAKESPEARE: To cross or not to cross, that is the question.

Answer #10

The chicken crossed the road to get to where his flat mate was, get it?

Answer #11

to commit suicide ? lol jk,jk

Answer #12

To poop 8)

Answer #13

lol dats funny

Answer #14

To get to the other side!

Answer #15

because a black guy was chasin him

Answer #16

Because he’s a chicken and he coulnd’t think for himself, therefore he accidently wandered into the road, where a car ran over him.

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