Which celebrity would you marry if given the chance?

I’d kind of like to do the Matthew McConaghuey thing–he’s laid back and ultra cool. But, he’s ultra whitebread, lives in a trailer by the beach, works out constantly, and only goes out with supermodels. Our marraige would be short lived and end badly, I’m sure.

Maybe I could go for Benicio Del Toro. But why would I want to sign up for that? I mean, the guy has a private life of a worm. Who the hell is he behind closed doors? No one knows, I could be signing myself up for misery and hell on earth.

Johnny Depp- too skinny, Brad Pitt- too much baggage, Jude Law- British accents annoy me. Orlando Bloom–too young.

Maybe I’d opt for Russel Crowe. But not when he’s all bloated and ucky looking, which is a lot these days. Plus, his wife and two babies would get in the way an awful lot.

I’ve always had a bit of a crush on Vince Vaughn, but I couldn’t handle the judgement of being compared to Jennifer Aniston. Who’d wanna follow that act. I mean, I know I’d be a lot more exciting than her, but she does have one perfect body.

I also kind of like that one guy on that one show. But he’s just a TV actor and then I’d have to help him out when the show gets cancelled and hope that my hairstylist’s salary can afford him the same luxury he’s used to.

I suck at this game. I guess I’ll take Barrymore, too.

Vin Diesel for sure! Mmmm. Lol

Johnny Depp,But only as a pirate. =]

ORLANDO BLOOM!! he is so cute especialy with the british acent

either james lafferty or jake gyllenhaal!

channing tantum… gotta love that stomach!!!

Orlando Bloom, I love him as everything. And if Orlandos reading this, I LOVE YOU!

There is no doubt in my mind that Drew Barrymore would be my new bride