Who think this naked prank isn't brother-sister love?

I just moved in with my brother for college. we’re very close, only two years apart. I’m 21 and he’s 23. I’m trying to adjust myself to his living style. Gosh his rules -_-.

Anyways I notice at night he walks around the house with his boxers on. I tell him his chest hair is nasty and he needs to put some clothes on. He ignores me so I said your annoying me with your mcdonald boxers so much that im going to pull them off. He dosen’t do anything so I decide to play a prank. When he was passing by I snatched it and pulled it downward, he grabbed it but it was enough to expose his pubic hair and the top portion of his jon. I quickly snapped a picture of it with my phone and said I told you I wasn’t playing. I told him I was going to send this to all my girlfriends. he said send it, its something they can enjoy. ugghh anyways I didnt send it instead I just delete it. Cant have something nasty like tat infecting my phone.

But now he decides to get back at me. While I’m taking a shower he sneeks in and takes away all the towels. I get out the tub and start cursing so loud at him. He says the towels is right here in the bedroom where he was at. I walk in covering my boobs with my right arm and hand. And my bottom with my left hand while screaming Im going to kill you. A little embarrassed because you can see some of my pubic hair, not much but I wasnt fully shaved down their. While walking in the room to get the towel he snaps pictures of me with his phone and says im going to send this to all my guy friends. I told him I deleted your picture. I grabbed the towel and turned away wrapping it around me. Then I took his fish and said im going to throw your fish out if you dont delete them. So he did and his fish survived. Cant say my brother was alive at the end of the night…hehe kidding. This is just me and my brother goofing around on occasions. All in all we love each other and wouldnt disrespect each other in any way. None of us were offended with our pranks because we no its all for fun. And if we feel like we cross the line we tell each other. Trust me if his friends were over and he pulled this prank. He wud be so dead right now. And I know if I pulled the same prank on him like before with family around, I wud be dead too lol This is our brotherly sister love that I wanted to share. Just wondering if theirs any other siblings out their that do the things we do :)

Answer #1

There are three ways that the astute reader can tell that this post is completely fake.

First, fake scenarios always prominently mention the ages of everyone involved, and they’re always early-to-mid 20s. Why? Because that’s the age of maximum attractiveness, and thus for people writing about their fantasies, it provides the biggest thrill. If the brother and sister were 8 and 10, or 43 and 45, it would not have the same impact.

Second, fakes always get bogged down in completely unnecessary details. She wasn’t just embarrassed, she was ‘A little embarrassed because you can see some of my pubic hair, not much but I wasnt fully shaved down their.’ The fantasy-posing-as-real posting wants to paint a picture in your head, not ask advice, and so they all end up reading like a three-page Penthouse letter.

Third, the characters involved in fake scenarios are always trapped in a situation they have no control over, whether it’s breaking down and having to spend the night together in a motel, sharing a tent, or being trapped with each other day in and day out because you ‘live with your brother for college.’ This serves to heighten tension and relieve those involved of any responsibility for any subsequent perversions.

And on a personal note, if you’re going to make up a series of events, at least have them make some sort of sense. Have you ever tried to take a quick picture with a camera phone? It takes a good 15 seconds to turn on the applicaiton, get in position, press the button, delete the blurry result and take it again, and all the while, you were supposedly inches away from your brother’s junk? Mm. Kay. Sure.

I’m locking this question because you’re a nasty ole’ poopy liar, and liars make FunAdvice cry.

Answer #2

lolz I do but we just play jokes and stuff like this one time we were going to church and I say a diary it said my bros name so I took it it say” I like this girl at my school but I dont think she likes me”it was so hilarious but then he found out so he said:if you tell her I will tell the guy you like that you want to go out I was nervous to ask him out =] so I said okay this prank is still going on !!!he he ill get him lolz

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