who is MOAR KRABS

MOAR!

MOAR KRABS was actually a government funded experiment to create a new type of pet in March of 2009. By taking a sample of crab DNA, they were planning to create a super-intelligent varient of crab. It was supposed to be able to talk, read, have meaningful conversations, be housetrained, and exist as a loyal, lovable companion.

Foldy was assigned the task, but his paranoia got the best of him. After placing the sample in the machine, he immediantly went to his other lab across town to activate the experiment, unaware that he had left the microvave, the curling iron, and the television on. In fright from the previous lab, he tripped over the cables and was forced to rewire them. He accidently set up a series circuit, meaning that the DNA machine was on the same circuit as the other appliances. Foldy pressed the detonater across town.