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Who can cheer me up, im and the hospital(jokes please)?
So I went and for my every 0ther wk. Kidney check up, cause if you read my page you will c I had a tranplant, any who I went in and the doctor said my creatnine is kinda high, and that made me super sad, and I just got 0ver crying because I d0nt wanna l0se my kidney cause its like my baby and im worried about her…so can someone cheer me up w.a joke,story, or s0mething…n0 websites please thankx dede2010
A beautiful woman has a husband who doesn’t appreciate her intelligence.
One day he says to her, “How could God have made you so beautiful when you’re so dumb.”
She says, “God made me beautiful so that you would be attracted to me. God made me dumb so that I would be attracted to you.”
PS. Reading about your problem makes me realize that those shoplifting charges we talked about yesterday aren’t so bad to deal with as what you’ve got on your plate. Good luck.
This will probably make you laugh Personal Story Me and the guy I used to like sat next to each other in science then we switched seats. I started laughing for no apparent reason and everyone was staring a at me. if you want any more story you can funmail me
I know you said no websites, but would it be possible for you to go onto mylifeisaverage? that will really cheer you up :) or fmylife? I could sit and read the stories on those sites for hours…
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, “What are you doing?!!” The blind man replies, “Just looking around.”
Cheer up :) Get well soon!! xx
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