When I first have anal sex, will it hurt?

Dear Mr. Tarin: It’s difficult to answer your question here. However, there should be at least some time when your parents are out and you are on your own. You don’t need medical assisance to have an enema. You can easily give yourself enemas without any lasting effects at all. You only need to clean out your rectum, that’s all.

Then, living with my parents, how would I get the enemas if I don’t want to see a doctor for them or anything?

Before you have anal sex, you should have a number of small enemas to clean out your rectum. Your partner should take some time to explore your anus, gently massaging it until you feel comfortable with the coming insertion. If you can, have him use plenty of lubricant.

Alright. Thanks much for the advice. =)

So, just like, some hose connected to a faucet in the bathtub or something?

Yes, it’s going to hurt. Lube Is your best friend from now on. K?

Oh no, it’s totally cut out to what it’s supposed to be. Carry on that way. You don’t need lube. XD

You mean the whole spit-n-pre thing isn’t all it’s cut out to be?