Easiest way to get sex?

I REALY REALY NEED TO GET LAID and I need all the help I can get to pick up a hot babe and keep her but I cant even get close will you help me?

Answer #1

Save your lunch money. By the end of the year you can hire a prostitute. If you don’t want to do that then you need to whack it like every other 13 year old does until you are mature enough to woo a woman.

Answer #2

1.Get a dummy if you’re that desperate 2.Don’t be a man-wh*re and “do someone” just to do them!!! That marks you as a player,which means all the hot babes will be avoiding you like the black plague.Get a girlfriend and stay with her for a LONG time.Then maybe you’ll get laid

Answer #3

Ok, well first off, I would consider you slowing down, getting “laid” is not life, I would suggest you wait around till you find a girl who is worth your time, and then possibly you can take it to the next level with her, but only after a great time of knowing her.. :]

Answer #4

woahh it says your 13 I mean yeah I lost it then, but you shouldn’t be SO concerned with it

well anyways, if you HAVE to get laid, just be calm, look the best you can, and don’t act like a spaz, act mature and like you have better things to do than pick up chicks its like reverse psychology

Answer #5

Join my recommended adult dating site (found on laidtips.com). This adult dating site will probably be the best place to start for two reasons. One, they verify profiles so you don’t end up chatting with your plumber pretending to be a hot babe… and two, members are ALL there for the same reason YOU are… to get laid!

Answer #6

dude! if you want someone ez, get a doll!

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