what would you do if...

A giant purple zebra jumped out in front of you with a bazooka/

Answer #1

I would wonder what my friends put in my drink!

Answer #2

I’d pull out a bigger bazooka and yell “EAT THIS!” xD

Answer #3

I would be yelling and screaming and diving and rolling on the ground!!!

Answer #4

Not be surprised.

Answer #5

Laugh. Then run lol.

Answer #6

I’d wonder WHY questions like this aren’t being deleted… u___u

Answer #7

Run

Answer #8

I would wake up and think wow what a dream!!! I’m never eating cheese before I go to bed ever again!!! ha ,ha lol

Answer #9

ide remember what drugs I was on because ide want to take them again

Answer #10

be scared, laugh. tehn be like wtf runn!!!

Answer #11

open my eyes and say fuck that. im never drinking again

Answer #12

Wake up

Answer #13

I would laugh.it sounds funny

Answer #14

id go holy shi and whip out a fucing bayoneete put one in his head and im it’s balls so it can’t get any more pusy then every girl will be wanting to fuc me heaven on earth

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