what was the most embarrasing ya parents did? ;D

my mom and dad visited me at the office where am workin bringin packed lunch, fresh orange juice and a bunch of love as if it’s my first day in highschool!!! lol! but I felt how I was loved by them.. they’re overly sweet, though.. haha! quite embarrassing but felt it’s sweet! lol!

My Dad was in the mall acting retarded. He was walking like a chicken and saying weird things lol. He would pull his pants up & high kick. My Dad has ALWAYS been embarrassing in public haha.

My mom said my dad’s pen*s was small… in front of my girlfriend.

She also love to tell everyone the doctor said I’d have a huge one (personally, I don’t think so…) when I grew up.

I think she have some kinda d*ck fetish

Best Moment: One time I was in the mall with my older brother. we walked right by this emo kid, and my bro let out the loudest fart ever! The emo kid fell on the ground and at least 10 other people saw it!!

Worst Moment: When I was 11, I was in the store with my stepdad. we got into an argument and I dropped a glass bottle of mayo and he started screaming at me. =(

When I was younger I had a good friend over for the first time and my step dad came down mostly undressed and he is not the most fit guy and my friend saw everything. Also on that same night my mom and my step dad got in a argument and the cops came and my friend went home. It would not had been so bad but it was their very first time ever at my house.

Best Moment: Me,my dad,and my bg bro went to the mall and while eating lunch my dad told us both this SUPER funny joke,forgot what it was but unlike my bro I fell on the ground laughing,I farted so loud even he was embarrassed,but hey he would have done the same thing if he were me.

Worst Moment: When I was 12 I think it was,me and my mom were in a huge fight and while at the grocery store I dropped a glass bottle of tomato sauce,she yelled at em and said lick it off the ground,smart me,I didn’t,I didn’t want to get sick and a whole bunch of people were looking me as I cried.