What should I do with this crazy situation!?

ok so this is crazy and intense and you’re all gonna think im insane but I need your advice!! I have 5 guys that I am talking to and I don’t know what to do with them lol I wanna get it down to just one bc id really like a boyfriend but I don’t know…(I’m 18 and in college jsyk lol) Guy #1… 24 years old… a nurse at a rehabilitation center… horrible work hours… we only really can see eachother about once a week… and he always expects sex when we do see eachother… has a car… he’s very protective and obsessive and lectures me alll the time…and has no criminal record or kids… graduated from eastern mich… Guy#2… 26 years old… works at ben and jerry’s… has a car… in college at eastern mich… tiny criminal background… no kids… very funny but has bad work hours so its hard to hang out… kinda feels like he’s trying to tell me he doesnt want me bc he’s always telling me I should call and hang out with his friends and I don’t know… just weird… Guy#3… 24 years old… works for some printing company… has a car… small criminal record… no kids… but reminds me of one of my ex bfs… Guy#4… 18 years old… no job… no car… on probation… very cute… but really wanting to move fast in our relationship… I know I said I want a boyfriend but we’ve only been talking for three days and he already asked me if I’d like to spend my life with him … odd… Guy#5… 24 years old… has two jobs… graduated from USC… majored in music and business… small criminal record… we met last night and hung out then and he came into town at 1 bc thats when I got out of class and we hung out for like 4 hours… he seems like he’d be a great boyfriend but while he was in the bathroom, his phone just accidentally fell into my hand and the texts popped up and I saw some dirty texts between him and some girls and they were all from today lol… So… now that you know my crazy story… I’ll take any advice you will give me! Thanks! =]