What is a good job 4 a vampire

Cleaning bodies at the morgue would be top of my list

and bmcoyle has a good career as well.

• night shift at the QT
• night security
• stripper
• graveyard shift at the UPS hub

night shift nurse who drinks patients blood?? haha

mortician night security guard underground miner bartender

…to name a few

Anything night shift this way they can sleep through the day and never be asked why they don’t go in the sun. They can attack on their breaks. Hope this helps.

it depends what vampire your on about really.

if your on about the classic vampires are evil concept of a vampire some of the above are helpful.

but if your on about the edward cullen sort of vampire I suppose because he cant go into sunlight, how about something that he does at home? like office work or homeschooling teacher.

he could find his true love from one of the students he teaches!! omg I am sooo gonna write a story about thattt!!

Professional wine taster, the perfect cover. At wine tastings, he/she can bite the drunk tasters and everyone will be too smashed to notice.

As interesting a concept as bmcoyle has, I’m sorry to say it’s flawed.

Wine tasters don’t actually drink the wine - they spit it out after tasting it, so they don’t get drunk, lol

Wine tasters don’t actually drink the wine - they spit it out after tasting it, so they don’t get drunk, lol

Yeah right, lol. have you seen those guys at some of those places…they get some in and spit some out. lol. pretty woozy…plus with your special vampire hypnosis you can hypnotize everyone into drinking more.

You’re right I didn’t think that through properly! I was too caught up in the connection between red wine and blood and lost my train of thought quite horribly. I’ll refine my answer somewhat. The founder and leader of a secretive, elite wine club for rich and powerful people, like a masonic lodge. Any better?