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What can I stick my dick in?

I am a 15 year old guy. And I sometimes get the urge to stick my dick in something. I dont know what to use. And I cant get any sex toys, so dont suggest them.

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Answer #1

you need help and so do most of you that have given him advice f.u.c.k.ing the couch cum on man you suck and you that humps ur own pillows you put ur face on that 2 you ass. you all need 2 get laid “properly” like 1 girl and 1 guy 2gether freaks

Answer #2

honey thats when you go have sex… ur cute i’m pretty sure you can score…

Answer #3

a vagina. :] or um… hmm a vacuum lol the thing that has the suck up part.. i saw it on a movie.

Answer #4

lol @ couch cushions

Answer #5

Put a whole in the wall lmao

Answer #6

I put a folded blanket inbetween my matress and box spring. It is nice

Answer #7

man u either need a girl or need to masterbate..

Answer #8

Warm apple pie… duno if it works im not a guy but I saw it on American Pie! lol!

Answer #9

I have used the matress, my hand and the couch. I also used the mouth hole to a halloween mask once, lol. But dont look down if you dont want to see a monsters mouth on your dick. Umm, other than that, try using different foods I ges, or just go out and try to get laid!

Answer #10

masturbate

Answer #11

Don’t use any mechanical device that sucks, like a vacuum, or you will end up in my ER and we will laugh at you.

Answer #12

in between the couch cushions? your hand?

Answer #13

hahahaha a Apple pie!!!!!!!!

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