What are the chances of this happening from dry pre-cum?

your kind of answering your own questions there,lol but to answer them again

yes 2 weeks is too early to get pregnancy symptoms yes its very, very unlikley that your pregnant take a pregnancy test around now to find out though yes stress can delay your period if your really stressed out and constantly worrying the cramps are either for your period or because your stressing yourself sick (which can happen if your really, really stressed out, you can make yourself sick)

its highly unlikely,u can get a pregnancy test that will tell if yur pregnant are not ,even if yur only one day late,its called clear blue,I doubt yur pregnant but just to put yur mind at rest,u can get the pregnancy test frm any chemist,its called clear blue,its 99% accurate

Unlikely… Very unlikely. But be sure… I had my baby through un-penetrated conception. Cums sole purpose is to get onside you… It’s always possible on can swim up and survive.

I relly doubt that yer prego, I mean yer period probably just comin late because you have d crampz, lol dont worry, derz not much chance you have 2 getting prego but der iz few, take a test 2 bey sure though

thanks everyone for your advice :) I took a text this morning and it came back negative , then this afternoon I got my period ! :)