What are some great insults for guys that tease me?

When he insults you, just smile at him. If he asks why you’re smiling, just say “I feel bad for you”. If he asks why, reply “It’s commonly known that bullies often pic on others because they don’t like themselves and want to feel better about themselves so the insult others. Why do you dislike yourself? Do you have a very small penis? That’s a very common reason.”

He’ll probably get angry and deny it, but just reply, “I’m so sorry you have a small penis. Would you like me to help you find a support group?” and if he continues reply “I’m sure that some of the people at school will like you even if you have a small penis. How about I ask around school for you? I’m sure I can help you find lots of friends who don’t care about your small penis.”

Two things bullies can’t stand are when they can’t make the person they are bullying upset and when they end up the ones exposed.

Hell, if he still doesn’t stop you can even yell out, “Hey, you all don’t think less of [name] because he has a tiny penis, do you?” That would embarass the hell out of him.

So long as you remain calm and act like you feel bad for him, he should see that bullying you isn’t worth it.

I take no responsibility for anything that happens if you take my advice, be it good or bad.

if you mention his penis and he has brains (sounds like he doesnt) he could use it to his advantage…

and also if you piss off a bully that mentally abuses you it could turn into physically abusing you… IE hitting you and that.

you cant cure being bullied by becoming as bad as the bully yourself…

yes I know its a piss take when obnoxious people try to make you feel sooo small… and most of the time they have been analy probed by a martian and enjoyed it…

I hate bullys, but I cant help you make it potentially worse for yourself :)

I’d tell my own daughter to do this: If you can, tell him privately you don’t like it, it makes you angry and you want him to stop. If he doesn’t, get an adult involved. As a dad I’d call the jerk’s parents and tell them what their charming son is doing. I wouldn’t try and insult him back - it could backfire. Tell a teacher or an administrator. You have a right to not being verbally abused - no adult should put up with being treated that way and no youth should have to. And try not to care what he or his cronies think. You are precious in God’s sight and beautiful and valuable and worthy of healthy relationships. I’ll pray for you.

say to him go suck ya moms vagina juice and when you’ve done that get your dad to suck on your one inch warior (his dick) lmaOox

Go with what Furo said. That would take care of it in no time.

Thx you guys!