What are some good quotes?

Id like another drink I think Another drink to make me pink I think ill drink until I stink I’ll drink until I cannot blink

Perhaps ill have a shot of rye The rye I spy with my own eye Some rye to make me fly so high I think that I can touch the sky

Or maybe I will have some rum Its not so dumb to want some rum I’ll drink and fall upon my bum Or maybe contemplate my thumb

Some vodka would be very nice Or wine, or maybe scotch on ice Perhaps kahlua would entice I’ll drink it once, ill drink it twice

Perhaps some gin to make me grin Its not a sin to want some gin A 26 will make me spin And then I will begin again

I want some beer to make me cheer Hurray! hurrah! a cheer for beer! I will not stick it in my ear Hurrah! hurray! im here for the beer!

I’ll drink with my friends jack and ron I’ll drink until my livers gone I’ll invite sam and bud and you And captain morgan can come, too

Im loaded now I have to go My brain is working very slow Theres just one thing I need to know: Where is the can? I have to go!