What are some good mildly dirty phrases I can tease my guy with?

I’ve been dating this guy for about a month but we are already really into each other. I’ve sent him a few suggestive text messages while he’s at work but I want to be more creative. However, he’s a teacher so I can’t say anything too raunchy. Just enough to make him want it without getting him too distracted.

Answer #1

If I said youv’ve got a nice body, would you hold it against me ?

Answer #2

does it drive yer nuts when I hit on you ?

Answer #3

I don’t care how much you’re paid, but I like the size of your packet.

Answer #4

The taramasalata was nice but I would have prefered a straightforward meat and two veg..

Answer #5

ok I heard this online

If I were a Game Pade what button would you press heres my Own Nerdy one, Can I put My Floppy Disc into your Cd Drive

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