What are some funny words?

flegnard hola(hoe lah not ohla lol) mitosis (the reproduction and copying of cells) xylem (zi lem) freckle lol ipod (ih pid like not saying the I alone in ipod but blding it in like gmail only guh mail get it?? I love doing that!!) just add inhimer (in hi muhr) to the end of ANY word (loveinhimer for example) eeky (frightened) chipsagurpleniff (chip sah grr pel niff lol I shout that in dead silence or when there is high tension in a room lol it works) fantabulous (fantastic and fabulous uve prob already heard that 1) isic (my friends nickname with a c on the end ee sick) loath (haha) despicable hob knocker (you dont even wanna know) mowsh berkinhig spud POTATO!!! agnes acne arachnid randomalicious (I am super random thus randomalicious) I dare you to call someone a Mangalitsa. It’s a breed of pig found in Hungary lol!!! hahah! I call my ex boyfriend a Mangalitsa. That is my contact for him on my phone. He thinks it means hot!!! (lol hahahahahahaha I love tormenting people!) Those are some of the many others I know!!! As you can tell, I am very random. And to some people ANNOYING!!! CHIPSAGURPLENIFF!!! LOL!