What are some FUNNY txt messages?

So im looking for some funny questions to ask as a forward.. such as “if we woke up naked together using only 3 words what would you say to me?” They can be deep to! whatever you have I would love to see :)

Answer #1

why did you pick up your phone your @$$ and I were havening a talk

Answer #2

“this message was just an excuse to get me out of your pocket because the smell of your crotch is killing me!”

Answer #3

If we woke up together my answer would be… HURRAY FOR PROTECTION! lol

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