What are some dirty or funny jokes?

Patrick O’Malley hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!” - and he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night.

In bed later that night, he told his wife: “Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night.” She said, “Aye, Paddy, what was your toast?”

So he told her: “Here’s to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife.”

“Oh,” she said, “that is very nice, dear.”

The next day, Mary ran into one of Paddy’s drinking partners in the street. Mischievously, the man said: “Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Mary?”

She replied: “Aye - and I was a bit surprised. Till now, he’s only been down there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come”.

It’s one my irish friends sent me, it’s not that funny but it made me smile :)

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A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says “whats wrong?” because the man had a troubled look on his face the guy says, “I need to stop drinking, last night I got so drunk I blew chunks” the bartender says, “well thats normal” and the guy responds, “no, chunks is my dog,”

lol I think its pretty funny

whats the difference between kinky and perverted? kinky you use a feather perverted you use the whole chicken

Heres a joke I read in a book… Q. What do you get if you had a green ball in your left hand and a greeb ball in your right hand? A. Kermits undivided attention

thx everyone thats all dirty and funney lol

It’s meant to be green, not greeb.