Weird wackyy questionss

OK I am going to warn you I am very hung over and still feel drunk so beware for the answers lol

OKay If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends? So they can all have a gangbang

What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice? You need to change your underwear

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour? Actually the cars are all moving so fast it looks like they are staying still going no where in a huge Q.

How can a house burn up when it burns down? Fire likes to visit all the rooms before it burns down.

Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed? Depends on the conversation

When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say? Your a sad man for getting pictures of me.

Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Because subconciously we are punishing the control for not working how we want it too.

Why is it that when you tell a man there are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but when you tell him there’s wet paint he has to touch it? Well if you said there was 400 billion wet stars am sure he would touch it, and if you said there is paint there he wouldnt touch it, wet is the difference between being touched and not being touched now adays.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Nope a fly with without wings would be a song by are Kelly.

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell is it homeless or naked? Its a turtles head, so get to the toilet quickly! lmao

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Nope but animals can eat vegetarian crackers.

There you go all the answers and all correct al have you know ;)

If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends? It’s called an advertising trick.

What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice? You die :)

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour? Because everyone is in a RUSH to get home

How can a house burn up when it burns down? Flames go up.

Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed? the brilliance of the english language…so many different meanings attributable to the word lie

When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say? as far as I know cheese doesn’t talk.

Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Don’t you press harder on it and THEN find out the battery is dead.

Why is it that when you tell a man there are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but when you tell him there’s wet paint he has to touch it? Cause it’s FUN to touch wet paint.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? no, it’ll be called a bug.

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell is it homeless or naked? ummm… DEAD…

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Yes, animal crackers as far as I know doesn’t contain any animal products

If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?because… well her friends are popular too!!! lol

What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice? omg!! they are dead! Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour? everybody needs to go to work (: How can a house burn up when it burns down? I dont know?

Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed? umm??

When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?Cheese? lol

Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the battery is dead? because the batteries are dead? Why is it that when you tell a man there are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but when you tell him there’s wet paint he has to touch it? hes curious??

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? umm I suppose?

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell is it homeless or naked? Homeless (:

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Yea..if not they retards

If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?because she no friend.

What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice? I kick their as** the one scared me

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour? Everyone as* in a late rush to work.

How can a house burn up when it burns down?I don’t know myself..

Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed? N/A =]

When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?Cheese?…

Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the battery is dead? because Im lazy to look 4 working batteries.

Why is it that when you tell a man there are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but when you tell him there’s wet paint he has to touch it? wats wet paint?..lol

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?Hell yea..lol

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell is it homeless or naked? Homeless

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Yea..if not they retards.

OKay If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends? bc a girls nothing without her friends

What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice? uve got a relle good prakner in ure house

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour? bc everyones rushing home

How can a house burn up when it burns down? it burns up in flames, wchich makes it burn down

Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed? yup

When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say? human

Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the battery is dead? bc \the thought of getting up off the couch is just unthinkable

Why is it that when you tell a man there are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but when you tell him there’s wet paint he has to touch it? to be a show off

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? yes

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell is it homeless or naked? both

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? nope

OKay If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends? cause popularity costs ?

What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice? nothing … your still there =D

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour? cause all the traffic is there and its the busiest hour

How can a house burn up when it burns down? good point xD

Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed? not sure :S

When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say? cheese holes !

Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the battery is dead? aha I do that … so the battery gets abit more life ?

Why is it that when you tell a man there are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but when you tell him there’s wet paint he has to touch it? cause somepeople joke bout these things xD

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? it could be called dead

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell is it homeless or naked? … it would be called homeked xD

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? yeahhh =D

hah Yea Yea I know what weird questions!!! lol

wow..lol..do we answer them?..lol

If you ate pasta then you ate anti pasta would you still be hungry? Why do they call it a hemroid when it should be called an astroid?

My friend has a shirt with the barbie questionn lol.(:

Yea you answer themmm lmao

I have question…who was the first person to look at a cow and say “im gonna squeeze the dangly things and drink the first thing that comes out of them”?