Virgin or no???

The modern accepted explanation for ‘virgin’ means that you have NOT had sexual intercourse. It seems to hold more of a emotional meaning for a woman, and a visceral meaning for men. People will argue over WHICH forms of sex count against a person’s V-card. For some reason the consensus on oral sex, is that its not as serious as the others (even though it DOES have the word ‘SEX’ at the end, but whatever, we’ll go along with it). And if I adhere to that, this is the best way I can describe it…

If you are a STRAIGHT female… and you’ve willingly been penetrated below the waist, by a penis attached to a consentual male, and you did it long enough that your hymen tears (optional), or long enough for you to start thinking you should’ve waited longer. You are NOT A VIRGIN.

If you are a STRAIGHT male… and you’ve willingly inserted your penis into any orifice located on a consentual female below the waist, and you did it long enough to climax or at least enjoy yourself. You are NOT A VIRGIN.

If you are a HOMOSEXUAL female… and you’ve willingly engaged in ‘tribbing’ or ‘scissoring’ with another consentual female; or if you’ve willingly been penetrated or stimulated below the waste, by a sex toy or massager, WIELDED by another consentual female; to the point of climax or long enough for you to enjoy yourself. You are NOT A VIRGIN.

If you are a HOMOSEXUAL male… and you’ve willingly engaged in ‘frotting’ with another consentual male; or if you’ve willingly penetrated another consentual male in the anus, or BEEN penetrated, long enough for one or both of you climax, or one or both of you enjoy yourselves. You are NOT A VIRGIN.