What is a "tosser"?

its british vulgar slang meaning one who m@sterbates

WANKAAAAA lol

all men are tossers then lol

Vulgar my left foot!!! …..Everyone in Oz uses it, young and old….The word can also be used to call someone a loser because of their action or behaviour………Now spanking the monkey are vulgar words for m@sturbating.

lol, now use it in a sentence..

I was under the impression that that was an extremely common term, maybe I’ve been watching to much British television.

Damn, I feel bad, because I’m a tosser then.

(5 minutes later)… I feel great, despite being a tosser!

WHAT?! That means someone who m@sturbates?! and I quote: ‘’who’s harry potter?’’ (harry:) ‘’oh, he’s no one special… bit of a tosser, really’’…..

Wait wait…it IS somebody who m@asturbates, IF you’re talking to somebody from the UK (one of our good friends here is a brit, and that’s the explanation I got)…

…it’s like other words, where in other parts of the English speaking world, it’s got a different meaning ;)

LOLLLLL Ericson……..Moe, Matty is thinking of the “real meaning”, but for us, it’s an everyday word, similiar to to the world “dag”. If someone does something silly we say “you dag” or “that was a daggy thing to do”.

Yeahhhh Irene. It a nicer way of calling someone a ‘w-anker”. :-)

Hehe, “Patrick, you are such a tosser mate” :-P

LMFAOOO only a british pperson would use m*asterbation as an insult ahahahahah

Haha…..hmmm, like we would come up to someone and say “hey tosser (m@sturbator)”, not quite the same for Oz :-P

Well I would be offended (if I were a man) and someone called me that, it implies all I do is sit around wankin loool

A British term meaning someone who masturpates. [I know I spelt it wrong but that is how I say it.]

Ha, ‘tosser’ x]. God, I love being British. We are are the strangest people :]

weird…..

british people hav some weird slang words… u knw and all the other stuff they say. pip pip cheerio fish and chips and all. ello would u like a glass of tea?! lol

A glass of tea? hmmm, is a cup of tea or a do you want a cuppa of tea.

hehe, that was such a daggy think to say.. haha I like the word bellend, do you guys use that word?

Oi Ericson, I think you might need to delete this status or question thingie. to me….Apparently some members are complaining as it is appearing on their main profile pages….Weird, considering I’m not following them or vice versa…a bug maybe.

Never in my life have I ever heard a British person say ‘cheerio’ or ‘pip pip’ and I haven’t ever been out of Britian. I’m British and I will never say ‘You like a cup of tea?’ xP

Those are sterotypical. The most popular drink in Britian is coffee x]

same as a wanker.

well whats with that now? thats all i get on my page then i have to click around to find everything else, thought it was a new format thing that i may not like..

its tosser everytime i log in lol.. thanks sam..

just kiddin, cause jk is too short.

I couldn’t help but LOL at that question. Here in Ireland, it’s basically the same think as wanker. Someone who m@sterbates.

I meant thing, not think. Oops.

kinda like wanker lol

I live in england and hav never heard anyone say cheerio etc, ..
Yeah what everyone that is saying that a tosser is a ‘wanker’ is correct but other people have diffrent meanings to it.

shh, i need to smoke a f@g XD

I always call people bellends ha

also, people always say tea and crumpets!! its tea and sconnes I thought?! i dont even like tea, i likes cokee

brithis people aren’t as posh as people think. Everyone else is just jelous of how awsome we are :D

british*

its not a nice word. its classed as swearing here in england, but its used all the time. another one that has the same meaning is “wanker”

a tosser is an unpleasant word. E.g Vik is such a tosser.

a tosser is an unplesant word. E.g vik is such a tosser

wait… why did you ask me what a tosser is? i am not british lol

i tell people there tossers everyday xD

why do 9 people like this answer? hahaha

lol eww

Its probably all the english people liking it….because that is what it means :)

a tosser is a wanker.. so vulgar, and means exactly the same thing ;) and john go to bed, or at leaset learn the true meaning of the english language

Well, we say it to offend someone :)