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Top 10 Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery
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Things you don’t want to hear during surgery: Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.” Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog! Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that? Hand me that… uh… that uh… that thingy there. Oh no! Where’s my Rolex. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before? There go the lights again? “Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys? and this guy’s got two of ‘em.”
“duuude…check this out! hes bleeding all over the place! ha ha ha its like ‘alien’!”
“hey guys did you watch the game last night…I know! he swung to hit the ball and was like swings arm…oops…”
“wow these test dummies look sooo real!”
drops ‘junior mint’ into person
lol seinfeld…
My top 1 thing is simply: “Oops!”
MY TOP TEN.
I wonder if that’s supposed to be there? hmmm…I wonder if my brother needs one of those? Did I do that? Is that blood or Catsup?? Hand me the thing with the sharp thingamabob in the end. Has anyone ever done this surgery and the dummy lived? Nobody move I missplaced the lung. Somebody poke that thing thats pumping I think it’s alive! Place your bets now…I got 300.00 on her dying! Is she dead yet??
“Uhh, lets make this one a freebie”
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