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Ok.. I am completely straight.. But.. I do masterbate.. And I have a few friends I want to masturbate with.. Like.. both of us jerk off at the same time in the same room.. Any ideas on how to ask, or get them to do it, without messing up the friendship?

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Answer #1

ooo ok. just ask him then man. its straight if you just ask him like “yo how bigs your dick? mines this— whats urs?” something like that would probably work

Answer #2

they’re all right, two guys beatin eachother off is gay. if you do that your not straight, sorry to say. but if you wish to swing that way, ask him if he’d do it for you if you do it in return, maybe thatll work

Answer #3

dude that sounds really gay I’m sorry man but that does should really really gay are you 100% sure you straight lmao I would rather do it alone man then with some guys ha ha sorry umm yeah… bye <.<

Answer #4

I don’t think it’s gay. But there is obviously some curiousity. Masturbation is a very private practice. I don’t think that you should ask them if you can. Best keep it as a fantasy. They’d probably have the same reaction as the people here.

Answer #5

you should just go up to the guy and say “Hey, okay I’m not gonna lie, I want to know how big your dick is.” and if that doesn’t work just beg!

Answer #6

I don’t mean to sound rude, but–are you sure that you’re a heterosexual?

Answer #7

are you sure you are straight.

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