Most embarrasing stories?

well not that long ago I was in church during a baptism and I forgot to turn off my ringer and my ringtone was baby got back (long story) and my boyfriend called and it went off and I guess my volume was set to high cause the whole church heard it (cause it was echoing) and busted out laughing and my mom was like shut that thing off!!! haha and for the rest of the time at church my face was bright red.

Nair shampoo for my hair. WARNING: Do not apply to extreme locations. (I thought they were talking about the other extreme location) Apparently not and there are no words that could describe the amount of pain involved.

Here is my embarassing story..well actually my dads.

Well it was me and my dad in kmart and I seen this hammock and they had it set up, Well I never laid in a Hammock before so I asked my dad if I could and he said yes. well I got on it and sat it was fine, So I told dad to try it out, well he got on it and the hammock just falls to the ground there is all kinds of people around watching laughing at him and his face was so red ..I thought it was pretty funny!

When I was a teenager I had my Mom drive me and a friend to the mall but on the way I had a Reeses peanut butter cup and thought I had them both but hell no the other one fell between my legs and melted right in the crack of jeans and after walking through the mall for about an hour my Mom came to pick us up had seen the peanut butter and chocolate mixture that literally looked like sh*t , I was so embarrassed that I didn’t go back for years and my Mom couldn’t look at me for weeks without busting out laughing.

ok this just happened to me yesterday I went to a girl scout bridging party and I was turning a cadet yesterday after the party a girl invited me and a friend to the park. we went there but insted we walked around the lake. the girll who invited us was ahed while me and the ther girl were talking I was screaming out loud my name and who I love so for example if my name was sally(nt my real name) and I liked a guy bob(nt his real name) I will say I sally nbhsdk(last name) love bob hskjehd(last name) so a sed it a few times because I wanted the whole neiborhood to know I like him and then I saw this car!!! and it looked like him in the car!!OMG!!! we were laughing histerically but it was embarrassing and the sad thing is that I don’t know if it was him or not!