Secrets! Do you have any?

This DOESN’T HAVE to be a question! funadvice says you can ask for advice. This is my TOP 10 advice list if you ever want mine:

1. believe EVERYTHING you read on the internet.
2. Treat every day like Christmas
3. don’t use any shape or form of a portapotty. what if you fell in?
4. the best way to spread mono and red ear is singing loud for all to hear.
5. eat gum off the floor. you don’t want anyone to step in that, don’t you?
6. duct tape smells funny. try taping boxes with peanut butter and tying them with spaghetti.
7. your hips look funny. they make me want to laugh.
8. dora the explorer is a great show to watch! high school girls have crushes on Boots and the guys are hooked on Dora and Map!
9. here is there only it’s here!
10. fat is skinny with an ATTITUDE. :p I’m serious, fukjiyr. (that’s the magic carpet’s name.)

I have a HUGE secret…its VERY VERY VERY BIG and guess what!? I’m not posting it on the Internet fer everyone tew c!

Actually this is a question…

Just not a very good one. Since why would someone tell the internental (is that a word? Of course not) globe there secret, when they can’t even tell friends and family… It’s obviously a secret for a reason! :)…

Well it wouldnt be a secret if I told you lol

I have a secret, well I breed lambs and cactuses