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Oh Im Lmaooo!
President Boris Yeltsin called Clinton with an emergency:
“Our largest condom factory has exploded!” the Russian President cried.
“My people’s favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!”
“Boris, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you,” replied the President.
“I do need your help,” said Yeltsin. “Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?”
“Why certainly! I’ll get right on it!” said Clinton.
“Oh, and one more small favor, please?” said Yeltsin.
“Yes?”
“Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10” long and 4” in diameter?” said Yeltsin.
“No problem,” replied the President and, with that, Clinton hung up and called the President of Trojan. “I need a favor, you’ve got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to Russia.”
“Consider it done,” said the President of Trojan.
“Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10” long and 4” wide.”
“Easily done. Anything else?”
“Yeah,” said the President, “print ‘MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE MEDIUM’ on each one.”
Lmaooo how funny is that?!?!
actually this is bout the 5th time I heard this one. was funny the first time…
not funny at all…
what da hell iz wrong wit you guyz? that was faf!!!
alrighty then
haahaahaha that was faf! (funny as F*ck)
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