Obama - The Big Question

Mr Obama certainly faces some great challenges now he is President of the USA but perhaps one of the biggest challenges he faces is regarding the resolution of an issue that has been going on for far too long now - the ongoing deterioration in the relationship between Tom and Jerry. This is an archetypal conflict between a cat and a mouse. The main problem here is that Tom wants to EAT Jerry and won’t stop until he has done so. Perhaps Mr Obama can play a pivotal role in resolving this conflict but there are complications regarding this issue which have perplexed politicians and political commentators all over the world, even here in London England where Prime Minister Brown is finding it very hard to get to sleep at night worrying about this problem. Some people have suggested a compromise where, maybe, Tom could just eat HALF of Jerry, maybe the bit with the tail as, apparently that is the tastiest part, but others have identified an implicit problem here, saying that this is an entirely unrealistic proposition as far as Jerry is concerned because he needs his tail to maintain his equilibrium. Another problem here, is that Michelle Obama really likes cats and therefore would show an unfair bias against the best interests of Jerry. A situation could easily develop at breakfast time at the White House where Michelle will be passing a hot croissant to Barak and then will start to get to work on his mind in the most subtle way for the prime purpose of influencing his political mindset regarding this issue - and this would be real bad news for Jerry. My suggestion is that first of all Jerry should be cloned, then the real Jerry should recieve a new name and then be transported carefully to a new address where he could live a life of anonymity with police protection for life . Then the cloned Jerry could continue to be chased round the house by Tom for ever and ever AMEN.