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To anybody who reads this please write something outrageously silly that they wrote or that they just made up randomly…or you could go digging in the library for something so funny it will laugh your pants off!!! Please send something dont waist your time saying you don’t have an answer nobody wants to read that!!!

Answer #1

So this man is talking to his brother and says that he found a Sadomasochism and Bondage magazine under his 13 year of sons mattress and he asks his brother who has grown kids of his own what he should do. And his brother replies, “I’m not sure but for God’s sake don’t spank him!” (I heard this story on the early morning radio today and LMFAO)

Answer #2

There’s an old joke - um… two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of ‘em says, “Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.” The other one says, “Yeah, I know; and such small portions.” Well, that’s essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it’s all over much too quickly. The… the other important joke, for me, is one that’s usually attributed to Groucho Marx; but, I think it appears originally in Freud’s “Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious,” and it goes like this - I’m paraphrasing - um, “I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member.” That’s the key joke of my adult life, in terms of my relationships with women. -Annie Hall (woody allen):)

Answer #3

yeah.. so last night I saw chris farley outside my house. weirded ooout.

Answer #4

Im the easter bunny !

Answer #5

Well that must make me Santa!! HO HO HO!!! lol

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