My dad caught me masterbating what should I do?

okaii… mention I am a girl …

Whether you are male or female DO NOT USE THE VACUUM. Think of every funny story you’ve heard about people being rushed to the emergency room with embarrassing injuries; what do most of them include? Vacuum cleaners! Or sometimes power tools… Or household pets… Or car exhaust pipes… My point is, just because it looks interesting doesn’t mean you’re supposed to have sex with it. Trust me, I know. Now if you’ll excuse me I have some JavaScript to jack off to.

sorry-that must be really akward! my dad would freak out coss im a girl and yeah . next time just lock the door or do it when they are out!

wow I feel sorry for you =[ wouldn’t want my mother/father to walk in on me =P but now there is nothing you can do. So you’ll just have to wait it out.

no vacuum…how did that get into your mind son? XD use your hands or a cloth or soemthing and oonly jerk off every 3 times if you have too but jerk off or your dude’s will get old and you wont be tasty or you wont be clean. XD lock your door and put on a movie or pictures …

you were “killing a bug…”

well two things first vaccums are dangerous for that use and you should lock your door

That’s funny. :DD

o my gosh! I feel sorry for you

hmmm I don’t think he will tel something so personal to your family … it is normal for young men to masturbate … if he does address this to your family which I doubt he will I don’t know maybe he might be concerned …

There’s nothing wrong with masturbation. It’s a natural thing. Who cares if you do it or not? Just a tad little advice, though, don’t be using the vacuum. It can be a dangerous thing.

omfg my brother walked in on me 2dayy lmfaoo and he was liek uhhm are you masterbating and I wa slike no retard and he wa sliek then why are your pants off and what are you doing and I wa sliek uhmm im shaving lol all grils do it bc like if your with a guy and you go 2 have sex or soemthing its gross if your all hairyy and he so bought it lmfaoo