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math pun. (ergs. I hate this!) baha!

we have to come up with some silly little math/valentine pun & all I can think of are really stupid ones! :) I know it’s totally not a big deal, but it’s been nagging at me like all day. they don’t have to be deep & emotional. just something light.

Here’s a few really…stupid..examples that I managed to scrounge out throughout the day.

  1. I’m too ACUTE for you.
  2. I’d TRAPAZOID for you. (who even knows what a “zoid” is?? lol.)
  3. Love is hard FOURTEENs.
  4. SUMbody loves you.
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Answer #1

I like the one emoprincess said. you are the addition to my subtraction.

Answer #2

ha. yes. would anyone like to join me on my weed-smoke-age? I’m sure it will be a truly STIMULATING experience.

[that was sarcastic in case you didn’t notice.]

Answer #3

You are my addition to my subtraction you are like the multiplication to my division. oh wait those sound really stupid nevermind.

Answer #4

Omg those are good stick to those, cuss im not so good with those things you can say this with the word OBTUSE

“I look OBTUSE YOU” saying, I LOOK UP TO YOU” I know its stupid YOU CAN ALSO SAY “LOVE IS 3.14(PIE) juss write the pie signal lol

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