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What are some good masturbation tips?

ok so I’ve tried sticking pens down there and it just kinda hurt I don’t have a vibrator OR masher umm my mom is in the shower and she said I cant get in tonight or I would just masturbate with the shower head…can you tell me why it hurts and some REALLY good tip…TONIGHT

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Answer #1

The pens and such are dirty. They aren’t sterile, so you’re introducing dirt and bad bacteria into “there.” You could also be dry. You try to slide down a water slide without water and it’s going to hurt. You need a little lube.

Give the pen a good suck to clean it off (saliva works great as a sterilizing liquid) and then leave it wet, don’t suck it dry. If this doesn’t work, drop me a message. I’ll figure something else out for you. :)

Answer #2

Don’t just use the pen, do what would be called foreplay by rubbing ur body all over, ur boobs, ur inner thighs, until that area feels tingly. Then begin to just softly rub around the hole with ur chosen object before taking it away and rubbing ur body again. When u go back the second time, begin to finger urself, just lightly around the hole. By this time ur clit will be tingling with anticipation but don’t touch it! Go a little deeper into the hole with ur object then pull it back out and back in quickly and repeatedly. While doing this, move ur other hand to ur clit and rub it until u feel u need to pee or it tickles really badly, but keep going until u orgasm! If u do manage to orgasm, I find the best way to cool down is to go back to the stroking of ur body. I would advise u do this almost naked but if this is impossible a loose shirt and pants with no underwear will be fine. Hope this works!

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