Local slang

Hoss ( tough guy) Makin a hand (guy thats workin hard) Stand on it !!! (spin them tires on your truck) muddin (cold beer +4-wheel drive.+rain= muddin) uonto? (do you want to) Get-r-done (getting something done) beer-joint (place we all go to get beer…in the country)

wicked= really or very bubbler= water fountain (drinking fountain) kid/guy= dude, (insert name here), etc. (for girls too) cooch= a woman’s…private area sped= special education, someone in a special needs class, someone stupid

alamak (malay for “oh no”, not vulgar. sounds weird heh)

cheebye (THAT MEANS A WOMANS U-NOE-WAD-DOWN-THERE)

niao (that means sarcastically insulting someone)

la (used at the end of a sentence to emphasise a casual, laid-back setting)

blur (dimwitted, confused etc)

all mixed together with english to form the local creole

Ya’ll (You All) You Mama and Dem Show Nuff (What I just said is true) Fixin to (about to do something) PO-Boy (Sandwhich) The Boat (casino) Chugged full (full or overflowing) Reckon (think or supposed to) Coon-As* (Good Ol’ Country Boy)

howzit dude. ja man. its zeff (saying something is stupid)

In there like a hair in a biscuit…[tenacious] Like a duck on a june bug…[relentless] Runnin’ your mouth…[indiscretion] Root… hog or die…[self-sufficiency] Can’t tell his as$ from a hole in the ground…[inept] Sh!t or get off of the commode…[rambling/bumbling] Catch hell…[severe trouble] Right smart…[much] Pay no mind…[disregard] Cut off…[switch off] Nary…[none] Might could…[maybe] Ought to could…[should] Holp…[helped] If it harelips all of them…[resolved to] On the north end of a south bound mule…[wrong place wrong time] Pole cat…[skunk]… which leads to… Hungry enough to eat the tail end of a menstruating pole cat…[self explanatory] Who’s fu@king this cat?… sometimes… Who’s skinning this cat?…[mind your own business]

… the coup de grace…

The best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s as$…[well… you’re just no good at all]