What is a list of ways I can get pregnant?

Well I can only think of 2, have sex or invetrofertilization

Having sex, artificial insemination, & in-vitro fertilization (IVF).

Sex, sex, and maybe more sex…

Get a condom, poke a hole in it with a needle.

LOL

Only three? ….. You try telling that to the Roman Catholic Church. Apparently they believe that Jesus Christ became incarnate from the Virgin Mary, after she was begat by the power of the Holy Spirit. Just bear that option in mind when you’re trying to explain to your Parents how you got up the duff.

stop using birth control/ don’t start using it and no condom =)

yes, three. that’s all i could think from the top of my head. and haha alright, will do..

Let the guy ejactulate in you :D

have sex 2 weeks after you period started, its when you ovulate and 2 days b4 the ovulation date. thats probably the best why to get yourself preggers haha

You can only get pregnant if male semen enters your uterus. And even then you only get pregnant UNLESS you have working hormonal birth control.

With hormonal birth control, you reduce the probability of getting pregnant significantly. The pill is 99% safe. This means that of 100 women who used the pill and had normal relationships one gets pregnant within a year. Condoms are 97% safe. So of 100 women who used condoms for contraception, an average of 3 get pregnant within a year. If you combine both methods, you are 99.97% safe. And condoms also protect you from many STDs. So if you aren’t sure about whether your partner has anything, always use condoms.

So your list:

• You can get pregnant if you have sex without using contraception. (obviously)
• You can also get pregnant if you don’t use contraception but he pulls out before ejaculating. Because the man looses some seed before his ejaculation. The “pull out method” is nowhere near safe.
• You could get pregnant if you use the pill but have diarrhea or sickness and your body doesn’t “get” the pill even though you swallowed it and have sex.
• Or if you forget taking the pill and have sex.
• Or if you only use a condom and no pill and the condom breaks.
• Or if you don’t use the pill and either you or your partner has semen - even a little bit - on the hands and he touches you intimately or you touch yourself “down there”.
• Or if you don’t use contraception and you have rectal sex and some of his semen happens to enter your uterus.

Just in case it wasn’t clear… You can NOT get pregnant by:

• bathing in a public swimming pool or lake that men also bathe in
• using a makeup brush to pleasure yourself (yes, we had that question on the board the other day)
• by using any other tool that never touched male semen for the same purpose
• kissing - (not even by deep “French” kisses)
• oral sex (giving and taking)

As much as I like KarinaLeigh’s answer, in my opinion this one by “rotten sheep of evil” should be “liked” by everyone who reads the thread to ensure that it is displayed as the best answer as soon as possible. Many thanks for posting an excellent answer.

Thanks for your compliments, majikthise. I tried liking my own answer, but nothing happened. ;-P

Have unprotected sex, or assisted fertilization. There are no other ways.

“You could get pregnant if you use the pill but have diarrhea or sickness and your body doesn’t “get” the pill even though you swallowed it and have sex.” Incorrect, only if you vomit the pill up will it no longer work in the case of being ill.