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A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoebox in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husba and never to open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoebox and took it to his wife’s bedside.

She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $25,000. He asked her about the contents. “When we were to be married,” she said, “my Grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.”

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness. “Honey,” he said, “that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?”

“Oh,” she said, “That’s the money I made from selling the dolls.”

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Answer #1

Clairvoyant Little Boy There was once a clairvoyant little boy, who could foresee the future.One night while saying his prayers, the little boy was heard to finish,”God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, goodbye Grandpa.”The next day his grandfather dropped dead of a heart attack. A few weeks later, the little boy was praying, “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, goodbye Grandma.” The next day his poor grandmother was hit by a bus while crossing the street – she never felt a thing.

A month or so later, the little boy was praying and said, “God blessMommy, goodbye Daddy.”

His father panicked. He had himself driven, very carefully and slowly, to work, by an armed guard in an armored security truck he hired. He couldn’t concentrate, however, thinking about those words,”Goodbye Daddy.” He finally came home early, but very carefully.

He was met at the front door by his wife, who said, “What do you think happened today, dear? The most awful thing – the milkman dropped dead on the back porch.”

Answer #2

Love story of Ralph and Edna.

Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna! the news she said, ‘Edna, I have good news and bad news.The good news is you’re being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.I am so sorry, but he’s dead.’ Edna replied, ‘He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?’

Happy Mental Health day!

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Answer #3

why do you want us to post a joke anyway?

here’s mine…

why do midgets smile when they are running on a grassy area?

its because their balls tickles? hahahahah!!! hope its funny for u…hehe

Answer #4

A blond was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that said “DISNEYLAND LEFT.” After thinking for a minute, he said to himself, “oh well!” and turned around and drove home.

Answer #5

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn’t. The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, “Hurry up! It’s starting to rain and the top is down.”

Answer #6

What do you call a one legged woman??? ilene :)

What do you call a one legged chinese woman??? irene :)

hehehehhehe ;)

Answer #7

On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.

The blonde asked, “How am I supposed to know when I’m at 300 feet?”

“That’s a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground.”

After pondering his answer, she asked, “What happens if there’s no one there I know?”

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