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Three Irishmen are standing at the gates to heaven waiting to get in, and the angel at the gates approaches them with a grim look on his face.
Angel: Gentleman I have some bad news, we are running short of room in heaven, sadly I can only let one of you in right now, so I asked God and he said to ask you all how you died and whoever has the saddest story will get in first. Shamus you go first please.
Shamus: Well sir, for a while know I have suspected my wife was cheating on me while I was at work, so one day I can home early and went up to my apartment on the seventh story of my building. When I walked in I listened closely for any sounds of the naughty, I heard nothing so I went into my bedroom but as I passed by the bathroom I heard the shower running, so I peeked in but it was only my wife by herself. I felt a little better but I still decided to search the place, I looked high and I looked low but never did I find anybody. Finally I decided, maybe I’m just paraniod so I went out to my balcony for air and thats where I saw it. There was a pair of hands clinging to my balcony rail! I went and got my hammer and began banging of the mans fingers until he fell. I watched him fall with ill satisfaction. I watched until he landed in the bushes below, I thought for sure he was dead but I saw him stir! He wasn’t dead! So I pushed my refridgerator over the ledge and it crushed him. When I realized what I had done I was so wraught with greif that I took my own life.
The angel told the second Irishmen ,McCullen, to speak his story.
McCullen: Well sir, I was working out on the balcony of my apartment which is on the ninth floor of my apartment building when I slipped over the edge, luckily I caught onto a rail two floors below and all of the sudden a crazy man started hitting me fingers with a hammer! I held on for as long as I could but finally I couldn’t take no more and I fell. Luckily by the grace of God I landed in bushes and survived, but I looked up in time to see a fridge falling at my face. Next thing I knew I was here.
The angel kinda nodded and told Erin, the third Irishmen, to tell his story.
Erin: Well sir, can you imagine? Being naked in a refridgerator?
lol, yaaa I get it!!! it’s really funny!!! lol did you make it up?
Ha! Tee hee! That’s funny! I like it!
ahh, I get it now! lol.
yah..I like it too. funny:) please sweep your hair out of your face thank you:)
I don’t get the last one..?
explain =)
Ha. Funny.
:)
thats f*ckin hilarious
dide my priest told that joke in a mass it was great
omgi heard this when I was in 7th grade thats like 5 years ago omg I love this joke!!!
mind if I e-mail it to somebody?blue puppy eyes
it’s really funny…
haha lol! thats funny!
not bad
lmfatfho
love this
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