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Wine bar and dog joke
A man walks into a wine bar with his dog. “Er, excuse me” Says the barman. “No dogs allowed!” “It’s ok!” The man responds. “This is a super intelligent talking dog!” “Oh yeah?” sneers the barman. “Prove it!” “What grows on trees?” The man asks the animal. “Bark, Bark!” Replies the animal. “What do you find on top of a house?” He asks the dog. “Roof, Roof!” Replies the dog. “Whats the opposite of smooth?” “Rough, Rough!” The barman realises he’s being made a fool of and throws the man and dog out. “Well, I’m terribly sorry, Gavin.” Says the dog. “Just out of interest, which one did I get wrong?”
lol
that was funny! (p.s I have a feeling teendollie12 wasn’t REALLY laughing out loud)
keep the jokes coming :D -Jess
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