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WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.

He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, “Say Father, what causes arthritis?”

The priest replies, “My Son, it’s caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.”

The drunk muttered in response “Well, I’ll be damned!” Then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. “I’m very sorry. I didn’t mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?”

The drunk answered, “I don’t have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.”

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This joke was emaled to my mum .I have trouble understanding it.

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Answer #1

The priest said that’s what caused arthritis to scare the guy? I get it, I just can’t explain it at the moment. :)

Answer #2

It’s not a hard joke to get. The priest thought the drunk had arthritis and was being all self-righteous by preaching to him about the evils of “loose living”, unfortunately, as most people who preach about evil, he had absolutely no idea what he was talking about and made a ridiculous connection between arthritis and loose living. Too bad his connection happened to apply to the pope, his leader…

Answer #3

Wow…That freakin dumb… Not a good joke try again…

Answer #4

lol its pretty funny

Answer #5

the priest thOought that the drunken guy had that dieses l.o.l ;)

Answer #6

I dont understand it either

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