If you were me what would you make of my mom’s comments

If you were me what would you make of my mom’s comments

THIS MORNING AT 9:00AM - My mom telephoned me to ask me a question Mom: “Did you get my refund for the two extra puddings the store clerk charged me” Voterperson: “Yes. How is the blouse you are wearing” Mom: “Beautiful” Voterperson: “Mom were you saying the blouse wasn’t pretty” Mom: “NO I NEVER SAID THAT”

THIS MORNING AT 8:00AM: Mom: “How does this blouse look for today for work” (It was one of the blouses I bought for my mom yesterday) Voterperson: “It looks beautiful. Mom since we are talking about clothes, were you saying that the you did not like the blouse or it was not pretty” Mom: “All I said was don’t get that blouse for me” Voterperson: “But mom it is the way you said it you held the blouse up and said, gee this was washed” Mom: “Yes, all I said was don’t get the blouse for me

YESTERDAY (LATE AFTERNOON). I went to the 99 cent store today. I bought 7 clothing (tops) items for me. And three blouses for my mom. My mom loved the 10 items, but then the following conversation took place

Voterperson: “Mom here are a few others I want to show you I bought two days ago” Mom: “I don’t like this one, and this paisley one looks like someone wore it, it looks washed” Voterperson: “I don’t care that it is washed or worn before, it is still beautiful” Mom: “I wont wear anything that someone else wore, it could have been on a corpse, you don’t know where it has been” Voterperson: “Mom are all you saying is that you wont wear anything that is worn” Mom: “Yes, I would never tell you what to buy”