If Instructions were included

If YOU came with Instructions what would they say?

Answer #1

DO NOT OPEN

Answer #2

keep away

Answer #3

I would come with the same instructions as a male blowup doll used by women. Erect me and have fun with me! Only I would come with a life time guarantee.

Answer #4

Handle with Care. Potentially Dangerous if not used correctly. Impossible to be used correctly. May contain alien life form. No refunds

Of course, those are the things on the outside of the box… there are no instructions, because the box seemed to think that after those DIRE warnings, no-one would be stupid enough to open the box. Of course, the box was wrOng with a capital O. No… whats that I hear? Capitals are used at the beginning of words? Well, I like it my way better. Britz.

Answer #5

Sorry, I am thinking If I came inside a box… well, anyway, does it really matter???

Answer #6

warning this thing will never shut up. we are sorry but we forgot to send you the button to turn her off.

Answer #7

This is your warning. opens You were warned.

Answer #8

*opens

Ahhh!

*runs away FAST!

Answer #9

Mine would come with: Break my heart, just like he did. :|:|

Answer #10

do not operate heavy machinery after use

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