I need to pass a ua

I smoke pot maybe two or three times a week at most... so I don't have a ton of THC in my system but I did just smoke lastnight. I have to take a UA for a new job I really want Wednesday and I want to pass the UA. Is there a way for me to pass this by then? I know it takes 7-10+ days at a minimum to metabolize out of your system. Thanks in advance.

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ANSWER #1 of 19

I've asked around a lot to get your system clean
there is niacin...
cranberry juice
lots of water
drink lots of tea too.
energy drinks.
a capful of bleach in milk.
Sony 7 which is around 30 dollars

hmm ii think thats about it.


ANSWER #2 of 19

Go with "Stinger Total Body Detox" Everyone says that the detoxes dont work, but if you follow the instructions on the bottle Exactly. It has worked for 5 court ordered drug test for me

How to pass a ua

ANSWER #3 of 19

THC is metabolized and stored in fat cells. So if you burn a lot of fat, you release the THC metabolites into your bloodstream, and then into your urine. Maintain a high metabolism by doing 20 minutes of walking a day. The day of the test, be lazy, and eat a huge meal full of carbs and fats AT LEAST 3 hours before the test. Make sure your diet has a lot of diuretics (tea, coffee, beer, watermelon, cranberry juice, watermelon). Avoid salts. A lot of the detox teas from the health food store work, but not if you keep smoking until the hour before the test. I wouldn't do it if I didn't refrain from smoking at least 72 hours before the test. The best way is to not smoke pot, but barring that, if you know you're going to fail DON'T TAKE THE TEST, STUPID! They can't say you took this and this drug if you didn't pee in the cup. They may still take you to court, but the only evidence they have against you is ... NO EVIDENCE!!! If you go to court, plead the fifth. You can't be compelled to offer evidence against yourself. You can also plead the fourth, no warrantless searches and siezures, and the right of persons to be secure in their properties. If they use the argument that they can take anything that you'd normally throw away (like when they look through your trash for pot-seeds), tell them that they can only get your trash because on the curbside it is considered public property. The urine is public property when it hits the sewer; get the pee from the sewer. And if all else fails, just man up and throw yourself down a flight of concrete stairs. Can't be required to take the test if you were in the hospital and have a doctor's note to prove it. The added bonus is that they'll usually give you really good pills, and who cares if an Rx shows up on your UA?

How to pass a urine test?
ANSWER #4 of 19

All the people saying "take testpure" are the same person. They are promoting their garbage product. TEST PURE DOES NOT WORK. It makes your piss a bright neon color so anybody testing you will easily see that you cheated, wether test pure actually works or not. The best thing you can do is cranberry pills like other people said and/or juice and lots of water.

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ANSWER #5 of 19

take cranberry pills. i have never failse a ua doing that and i ave to take them every week

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ANSWER #6 of 19

I was on ua's for four months drink cranberry juice its highly acidic, and drink a lot before ua, then piss before ua and drink more so you can pee again for ua. Also the first drops of your piss and last are the dirtiest so pee in middle and just get enough piss dont have to fill the cup. This method never failed me and I had random ua's every week

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ANSWER #7 of 19

I take ua's for parolle and I smoke about 2-3 times a week. I always stay clean for at least a week before I go see my P.O. I take lots of Niacin, diet pills that burn fat, exercise until I sweat a lot, and on the day of the UA I drink tons of water and take tons of Vitamins including Vitamin B which turns your diluted pee yellow again. Its also true that the begenning of the pee stream and the end of the pee stream contain all the toxins so dont give them that. Give them a little of the middle. And make sure you take enough vitamins so that it doesnt come up diluted. Im also going to give the pectin trick a try tonight and I will let you know how it works. I have a home ua kit right here and am about to try this guys pectin trick so check back and I will have an answer for you on that.

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ANSWER #8 of 19

I had a couple of drinks on sunday and I had to talk a pee test on wed after noon and I drank pop on monday and water all day tuesday and wed morning think I will pass

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ANSWER #9 of 19

I take ua's for parolle and I smoke about 2-3 times a week. I always stay clean for at least a week before I go see my P.O. I take lots of Niacin, diet pills that burn fat, exercise until I sweat a lot, and on the day of the UA I drink tons of water and take tons of Vitamins including Vitamin B which turns your diluted pee yellow again. Its also true that the begenning of the pee stream and the end of the pee stream contain all the toxins so dont give them that. Give them a little of the middle. And make sure you take enough vitamins so that it doesnt come up diluted. Im also going to give the pectin trick a try tonight and I will let you know how it works. I have a home ua kit right here and am about to try this guys pectin trick so check back and I will have an answer for you on that.

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ANSWER #10 of 19

hey I went for a pee test and it was a DP5E, does anybody know what that is?

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ANSWER #11 of 19

urine luck...if all else fails soak your finger in clorox then piss on your finger in the cup.. it will nullify the test and allow you time to clean up...... and most of all QUIT SMOKIN DOPE

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ANSWER #12 of 19

This is a fool proof way to pass a UA. Do this three hours before your UA. Go to the grocery store and buy some liquid pectin. You can find it in the canning isle you use it to make jellies and jams. There are two packets in there. Also get some gatorade or poweraide wichever you like more get like four or five. Empty one of the packets into the bottle and drink it. It is sour but gut it out. Do the same with the other packet. Drink all of the gatorades. You will have to go bad about ten fifteen minutes after you drink them. Go twice you will be kinda pissin jell the first couple times. Go a little before your test and make sure it don't have jell in it then you will pass. If you want I can give you the facts behind it.


ANSWER #13 of 19

well if you need to pass a ua you can wait 30 days without smokeing pot.or you could do what I do and drink lots of crandberry juce lots of water like 5 glasses of each and like 2-4 hours before you take take the ua drink or eat jelow NOT MADE AND STILL IN THE PACKEGE buttake a leek like intell your not pissen gelow (DONT EAT THE GELLOW THAT you PISS OUT) and then take the ua and wala your clean or so thay think


ANSWER #14 of 19

If you have time there are several ways. What I do )it's always worked) is buy the TestPure Platinum Magnum Force. I get it at a local smoke shop but you can order it online. You have to be claen for 24-72 hrs. or more and have at lerast a couple hours to drink before U.A. Also is you don't smoke that much you can take 10 pills of niacin daily to keep the thc from staying in your system at all. Good luck, maybe someday we can smoke in peace.


ANSWER #15 of 19

Okay so this may sound dumb but have someone who's clean piss in an unlubed condom and tape it to your leg so they can't see it, & use that:)

LOL I hope I helped!


ANSWER #16 of 19

will bleach dip finger work?


ANSWER #17 of 19

DONT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THE BIG BLACK PILL CALLED "INSTANT ACTING" ITS 80 BUCKS AND DOESN'T WORK WORTH A SH**


ANSWER #18 of 19

drink 5 lage glasses of crand berry jucie and waterso you should have drank 10 glasses in all.next drink a packet of jello and make sure you arnt pissin jello and I strongly shugest that if you can go buy some of the testpure it works


ANSWER #19 of 19

Head to the head shop or a GNC and get a product to fool the test. Check out products like Super Clean P. Some do work and they are quite expensive as well.


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