What are some really good quotes?

Life :

May your life be like toilet paper…long and useful.

Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all its students.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it’s 100% fatal.

As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.

Life is wasted on living.

Enjoy life. There’s plenty of time to be dead.

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats.

Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Someone said to Voltaire, “Life is hard.” Voltaire replied, “Compared to what?”

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

All of those are 99.99% my quotes.

‘’suicide is your way of telling god, you cant fire me!, I quit!’’ or ‘’use your mind and not your greed’’ or ‘’your coffin or mine’’ or ‘’I love walking in the rain so no one can tell im crying on the outside’’

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If practice makes perfect but nobodys perfect why practice?

when the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace

My favorite is “You got your passion, you got your pride. but don’t you only that fools are satisfied.”-Billy Joel

“6 billion people in the world. 6 billion souls. And sometimes… all you need is one.”

• Anonymous

“Being friends with someone you would rather be in love with is like being invited behind the barn to look at the stars and only looking at the stars.”

• Anonymous

“I don’t know whether to smile because he’s my friend or cry because that is all he’ll ever be.”

• Anonymous

“I know you love me. I just wish you loved me the way I love you.”

• Anonymous

“I want you to scream and yell, get mad at stupid things I do…then at least I’d know you still cared.”

• Anonymous

“I wish he meant it when he kissed me, cause then I could look back and remember that someone loved me. But now I can only look back and realize someone used me.”

• Anonymous

“I woke up today and wished for tomorrow, I don’t wanna be like anyone else. I woke up today and wished for tomorrow, I don’t wanna even be myself”

• Anonymous

“If it makes you happy, then I’m fine. If it makes you sleep at night, I am not suicidal. If it helps you stay ignorant, the scars that lace my body are not remnants or proof of how much self-hatred boils inside of me. If it keeps you from abandoning me, then I am not crazy…”

• Anonymous

“One can’t complain. I have my friends. Someone spoke to me only yesterday.”

• Anonymous

“If apples were pears And peaches were plums And the rose had a different name. If tigers were bears And fingers were thumbs I’d love you just the same.”

• Anonymous

“There comes a time when you look into the mirror and realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. Then you accept it, or you kill yourself. Or you stop looking into mirrors.”

• Anonymous

“Who in the world do you run to when the only person in the world who can stop your tears, is the one who made you cry.”

• Anonymous

“For without you, what am I to myself but the leader of my own destruction?”

• St. Augustine ‘Confessions’

“Alice: can you keep from crying by considering things? White Queen: that’s the way it’s done. No one can do two things at once you know.”

• Lewis Carroll ‘Alice in Wonderland’

“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is. Because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrary wise, what it is it wouldn’t be, and what it wouldn’t be it would. You see?”

• Lewis Carroll ‘Alice in Wonderland’

“‘There is no use in trying,’ she said: ‘one can’t believe impossible things.’ ‘I daresay you haven’t had much practice,’ said the Queen. ‘When I was our age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.’”

• Lewis Carroll ‘Alice in Wonderland’

“Alice: why do you sit out here all alone? Humpty Dumpty: why? Well because there’s nobody of course”

• Lewis Carroll ‘Alice in Wonderland’

“Dory: No. No, you can’t… STOP. Please don’t go away. Please? No one’s ever stuck with me for so long before. And if you leave… if you leave… I just, I remember things better with you. I do, look. P. Sherman, forty-two… forty-two… I remember it, I do. It’s there, I know it is, because when I look at you, I can feel it. And-and I look at you, and I… and I’m home. Please… I don’t want that to go away. I don’t want to forget. Marlin: I’m sorry, Dory. But I… do.”

• Dory ‘finding nemo’

“When you’re away, I’m restless, lonely, Wretched, bored, dejected; only Here’s the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you are here.”

• Samuel Hoffenstein

“I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone.”

• Javan

“Woke up on the wrong side of life.”

• Me

“A human being in this world made no more permanent impression than does a hand thrust in water. Remove the hand, and water rushes in to fill the void as if nothing had ever been there.”

• Dan Simmons ‘Summer of Night’

“I don’t think suicide is so terrible. Some rainy winter Sundays when there’s a little boredom, you should always carry a gun. Not to shoot yourself, but to know exactly that you’re always making a choice.”

• Lina Wertmuller

You cant fix something that’s broken you can only mend it. But after a while the seams will come undone again