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Can any Christians clear up these problems I have with your Bible?

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I am an atheist. I would like Christians to help me understand some problems I have with your Bible (King James Version).

Here are the problems:

  1. Where did the horses come from?

Please see Exodus 9:1-7 Let me quote Exodus 9:6-[So the Lord did this thing on the next day, and all the livestock of Egypt died; but of the livestock of the children of Israel, not one died.]

Please see Exodus 14:9

Let me quote this passage: [So the Egyptians pursued them, all the horses and chariots of Pharaoh, his horsemen and his army, and overtook them camping by the sea beside Pi Hahiroth, before Baal Zephon.]

Now, I am a poor, old country boy, but I see a problem here. In Exodus 9: 1-7, God kills all of the cattle, horses, donkeys, camels, oxen, and the sheep of the Egyptians. [I would like to stop here and say that your God is mighty hard on innocent animals!!!] So, what God does is kill all of the Egyptians’ livestock (see above).

In Exodus 14:9, the Pharaoh chases after the Jews with horses and chariots.

My question is where did the horses come from? God supposedly had killed all the horses in Exodus 9:1-7. I know some of you will say that “livestock” does not include horses. My dictionary says that livestock includes horses. Now for argument sake why don’t we say that the horses are not part of the livestock of the Egyptians. If we do this we have the problem of God making a boo-boo. God forgets to kill the Egyptians’ horses. And thus, the Egyptians are able to chase after the Jews. Now this makes for a better story than if the Jews had crossed the Red Sea without being chased by the Egyptians. We would not have the parting of the Red Sea and the drowning of Egyptians and their horses (again your God is hard on innocent animals).

O.K., Christians, any answers?

  1. Who was in the Garden with Christ?

In Matthew 26: 36-46, we see that Christ is praying. We also see that three of Christ’s followers are there with him. We are told that they are asleep. The passages go on to describe in detail how Christ talks to his disciples while they are asleep.

So, who else was with Christ? Someone had to be there to witness the anguish of Christ and hear his words. It was not the three disciples because they were asleep. Bad time to fall asleep don’t you think? Oh, one more thing, it was dark so whoever was there must have had a flashlight!!!

O.K. Christians, any answers?

  1. Do you hate your family and your life?

Let me quote Luke 14: 26-[If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters, yes, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.]

Let’s state a ground rule here that “hate” does not mean “less love”.

So, do you Christians hate your life and your families? It seems do this uneducated hick that if you want to follow Christ you have to hate your families and your life. It says it plain as day!

I know that these problems were not discussed in Sunday school. So, I know it will take awhile to come-up with the “answers”. Consult your clergy if you like. I await your answers.

Your humble servant in this, but not the next life.